cancer dick


a term used when a man gets his d-ck sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer d-ck from one isnt so bad.
a p-n-s that looks like it is on the verge of death
tommy made the observation that saroo had a cancer d-ck during a recent trip to chicago.
n://cigarette. as derived from the reference “cancer stick” used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette’s propensity to cause cancer, the term “cancer d-ck” is intended to additionally imply how smoking f-cks you over.
still smoking those cancer d-cks, earl?

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