Cancun


a place where you have over 9000 percent chance of having s-x or losing your virginity. cancun is a place where you can be drunk 25/7, not 24/7. it is place where alcohol is available everywhere you turn to. n-body down in cancun will id you. in fact, n-body gives a sh-t. however, going to the airport with a hangover can be a b-tch and a half.
i went to cancun and a lot happened 😉
cancun is the craziest place youll ever go…..theres crazy mexicans and plenty of alchol to go around…if your not getting hammered..ur on the beach checking out topless babes…ur sure to find at least one s-xy somone
i met my s-xy someone.. kara b
to cancun is to have one of those akward-spring-break-triple-kiss things that people only do in cancun, or some other broie place like that.
can also be past tense–cancuned.
“sup babe, wanna cancun?”
“omfing g britney, i think we like, got cancuned last night in the photo booth at senior frogs!”
a place were arrogant new yorkers,los angeleans,and rich white kids go for an “adventure” even though they’re just gonna stay at a 5 star hotel,get a tan,and get drunk.
rich preppy guy from nyc:my word! drinking alcohol and eating a taco on the beach you cant get more exotic than this!
rich white suburban l.a. girl:like totally man,cancun is so great!!!
i love mexican culture!
me:couldn’t you guys do all this back were your from?
them:uhh…well…uhh…we have a date with the spa…by!
the cancun happens when a woman from the united states goes to cancun, mexico, gets drunk, and simultaneously jacks off two men who are standing in front of her whilst she is knelt down on her knees and turning cheek for cheek until the cancun has run its….”course”.
“we were on vacation and i walked in on my wife doing the cancun in a men’s bathroom”

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