some of the hottest asian poon on this planet.
last night i got some candace and jackie!!!!!! it was like woah. mmmzzz0r b-tchez.lovez hawt s-xx
a sl-tty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it’s a candle- dripping in “wax”. wat up candleface, heard you went down on mike last night.
- Candy blunt
blunts dipped in cough syrup. good -ss sh-t…but can be hard to light at times summer:would u like a blunt? speck:sure, but get the cough syrup so we can make a candy blunt
- Can of Whup Ass
what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone’s -ss gonna open up a can of whup-ss what you say when your about to beat the sh-t outta somebody. if you don’t get outta my face, i’m gonna open up a can of whup -ss on you.
- ass chocolate
(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your -sshole and pull out a brown substance aka -ss chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don’t tell them […]
1. fondling of one’s own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it. 2. stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the v-g-n-. “robert’s beard is looking stringy today” “yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session” “i wouldn’t have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she […]