Candalyn
candlyn’s are tall creatures, with other worldly beauty. they are well endowed in the chest area and posses striking blue eyes. when you first meet a candalyn, she may be quiet, but once she’s warmed up to you, she can get pretty crazy. she is known for her ‘s-xy face’ and when she is angry the evil glare will make you hide in terror. do not make a candalyn mad, for she may just castrate you, although she is one of the best friends anyone can ever have and possibly one of the biggest dorks. her smile is gorgeous and her talent exquisit.
example: candalyn’s may be frequently seen at a rennaissance faire or two.
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