the hottest female basketball player… h-ll, woman in general… on the planet. candu plays for the phoenix mercury, and kicks -ss every game.
spectator 1- “daaaaayyyuuummmmnnn. who is that?” -jaw drop-
spectator 2- ” that would be candice dupree…”
spectator 3- “f-ck the game maybe she’ll get hurt and have to walk by me” -fantasizing…-
rolling on the floor laughin so hard that i just f-ck-ng got ksed by some n00b that just scammed me for fame now i want to pwn him with some steely throwing stars dude how much money did yu sell fame for i was just roflshtijfgkbsntjsmffniwtphwsts.
- luke howarth
someone who consumes food while sleeping. also someone who smokes weed and sells it. example 1: whoa! have you been hanging out with luke howarth? example 2: person 1: he was copping a feed last night, but he wasn’t awake. person 2: he was doing a luke howarth then?
- candy hamburger
the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their p-n-s. the colors resembles a candy hamburger. wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin. also… wow! dan arena does not have a candy hamburger.
when sitting on the toilet, the lukehole is the sp-ce created by your legs, genitals and the outer edge of the toilet. karen sat on the toilet as frank waited outside the stall; they both had to pee. karen says, “why don’t you come in here and pee in my lukehole, so we can go […]
- cannonball wiener
the type of p-n-s that the ancient mayan civilization had. they used these wieners to explode b-tt holes. wow! look at that “cannonball wiener” destroying and exploding some m-ssive b-holes!!!