Candice
a beautiful, stunning, down to earth girl with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. is able to roll with the punches, while you stroll hand in hand.
dudeeeee see that girl singing right there? no joke, you can tell she’s a candice.
known to give respect and get respect. a free spirit. her brain is immaculate. always has a plan b in life. knows where to go or can find a way. confident full of love and a loyal friend. the girl next door. the girl thats one of the guys. underestimated. humble. a child of beauty. gets away with almost anything. great sense of humor and has ramp suit skin, hard to offend and slow to anger. adventurous. she’ll do it. values her name. a reflection of awesome. full of light.
d-mn that was awsome!!! such a candice move
noun;
1. an angel who mysteriously lost her wings.
2. someone lovely who makes an entire room light up with just a smile.
3. a being of total perfection; flawless
verb;
1. to be someone completely beautiful on the inside and to hide it from the world
2. an act of being too gorgeous for words
3. to do things with caution; to be a perfectionist; to have ocd
omg did you see that candice i gotta get her number right now!
the most wonderful and amazing girl in the universe. she is beautiful in every way, both inside and outside.
wow!!! i can’t believe i know a candice!
the most amazing, beautiful, fun, best kissing, and best girlfriend any could ever possibly ask for.
she’s definately a candice.
someone lovely who makes an entire room light up with just a smile. pure and innocent. a being of total perfection; flawless.
i think i fell in love. that girl was a total candice…
1. a conjugal visit for convicted bear -ss-ssins.
2. batwoman’s slave.
3. an excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the p-n-s in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
dude 1: wanna hang out tonight dude?
dude 2: i can’t dude, i gotta go candice my prison b-tch.
dude 1: dude, why doesn’t batwoman clean around the batcave?
dude 2: why would she? she’s got a candice.
dude 1: dude, i totally just did a candice on my p-n-s. the hole is like an inch wider.
dude 2: dude, why do i hang out with you?
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