candle in the wind


obviously, it’s someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.
marilyn monroe…. that b-tch was a real candle in the wind. she was later found in the nude.
the act of deadbeating to hot girls named donna in necrofantasies. dumb-ss who never had the b-lls to talk to donna and is now regretting it.
guy 1: wow he’s candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: what a dumb-ss! donna rejected him so long ago! may she rip.

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