Candlestick
most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. when lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. after years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. it is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). it is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. others have researched the word even further back into the word’s roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. it is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.
johnny: man my hands are cold.
chris: you’re such a baby.
johnny: hah, that’s funny because you’re never cold with your fire hair you f-cking candlestick! let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.
(v.)- to candlestick
the act of hitting a person on the head with a candlestick and proceeding to have s-x with said person. ideally, the trauma will not render the victim unconscious, but rather disorient the victim so that his or her inevitably futile attempts to resist duplicate the feeling of reciprocal acts of fornication.
thomas: “check out that hottie over there. she’s gorgeous!”
mick: “yeah, too bad she’d never go for a guy like you or me. unless one of us were to candlestick her, that is.”
male sticks his erected p-n-s in womans ear, pulls out and woman sucks him off till he gives her a money shot!
destiny let me candle stick her last night.
an obstacle for jack
jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick
when you put a lit blunt or joint of weed in a bong’s slider holder and take a hit.
yo, on 420 john took the biggest hit off a candlestick i’ve ever seen!
a large, heavy, br-ss/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.
one of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to mr. boddy’s dead, bloodied corpse. obviously mr. green is involved in this…
the third party. the friend always together with the couple.
brian and jenny are so cute together, they went out on a date at a very nice restaurant. lauren went with them, she is such a candlestick!
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