candling


a s-xual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his p-n-s into the -n-ses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of sh-t which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment
-dude did you hear about shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-sh-t that’s gross!!!!
to insert a candle stick up one’s v-g-n-, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one’s finger.
brian kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a v-g-n- this sat-rday night. brian kennedy was unsucessful while candling jessica.

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