candy baby


a baby made entirely out of candy that are consumed by folks with disturbed minds. when they eat the candy baby it makes them feel as if they are eating a real baby but it is in fact made out of candy. candy babies were originally developed in hopes that the rates of actual baby cannibalism would drop, however sadly the invention only amplified the desire to eat real babies.
d-mn i sure could go for a nice grilled baby right now, but sadly all i can afford is a candy baby.

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