candy bandit
(adj) can-dee-band-it
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an individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. the person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. an over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.
person- “so i’m going to play beer pong..are you coming?”
c/b-“i dont know im pretty messed up! how do you play??”
person-“bro, you had 3 beers…you’re an -sshole.”
or
person- “i just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars”
person2- “lmao must’ve been a candy bandit.”
1 more definition
pesky mechanics that straight yank all the snap-on guys jolly ranchers and red vines and never buy any of his tools.
snap-on guy”d-mn candy bandits”
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