Candy Cane Smoothie


during the act of felatio , just before -j-c-l-t–n the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his p-n-s. when the money shot hits her face,lower back,t-ts,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
paris hilton sold her soul and let satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

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