(v.) to describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.
randy: hey, check our my ’86 yugo. slick-shifting four speed, eastern european engineering, easy to service. all yours for $11,000.
brooklyn: you’re candy coating the situation. bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks — this car is a piece of cr-p.
the form of masturbation, masterbating, spanking it jeff: hey i think i just cought your brother ewackulating. ryan: yea, he is a sick freak, he ewackulates all the time
when someone sends you a text message, and after you respond, doesn’t send you anything back. the sender fires the text and forgets, intentionally or not, to respond. -i replied to billy an hour ago, and he hasn’t said anything about the party yet. -musta been a fire-and-forget.
- Facebook joustin
the art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can “keep it real” when she is deported back to her country of origin. joe was facebook joustin instead of working!
unique, charming, handsome, fun to be around, easily angered. kind of jealous. wow, he sure is a manuelkis.
- Facebook puppyball
a person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning. jack: crashed my car !! dan:dude,don worry ! get a new one :p jack:oh your f-cking dad will get me ? stfu -sshole ! dan:i was jus kiddin man. don’t get p-ssed […]