Candy Cougar


any halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. candy cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
yeah we had some candy cougars this halloween. most of them came after 9pm.

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