Midge mites
the little f-cking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. they also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.
sue: what are all these little flies around my head
tom: there ‘midge mites’
sue: what the f-ck are ‘midge mites’
tom: run
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