candy cunt
a beautiful delicious v-g-n-.
sara bareilles has a scrumptious candy c-nt.
the definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. the first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody’s luscious v-g-n-.
the second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are “up their own -ss”; who think they’re the dog’s b-ll-cks/cat’s pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.
definition one:
guy 1 – you see that chick i was chattin’ to last night?
guy 2 – aw, yeah. she was hot, dude!
guy 1 – she has a sweet candy c-nt too 😉
definition two:
gal 1 – oh my gosh!
gal 2 – what is it?
gal 1 – see that b-tch over there? she must think she’s a real candy c-nt!
gal 2 – gosh, girls these days..
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