Candy Dick
when you or another person are in the act of having s-x and in the end you get a surprise of realizing that the woman you were just having s-x with is on their period and your p-n-s is covered in blood.
“dude, last night i was having s-x and it was extra wet and extra good then i pulled out and turned on the lights only to realize that the girl i was with gave me candy d-ck.”
“gross”
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