Candy Ninja


when you stick some form of candy into your -n-s then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have s-xual intercourse from behind
guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
guy2: what you use
guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites…..but it took a while to get out

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