Candy Rape


the act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. it is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a ‘slap’ or ‘rude gesture/remark’ and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.
a girl has just bought some candy.
her friend: could i please have some candy?
the rightful owner of the bag of candy: no!
the friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
the girl screams: stop thats “candy rape”!

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