candy raver

a candy raver is the type of raver who wears birghtly coloured clothes, loves to hug everybody and has a lot of multi coloured beaded bracelets, usually made themselves and commonly known as candy. candy ravers live by the philosophy plur- peace, love, respect and unity. often they share their bracelets with people, give new found raver friends toys or real candy and generally try to be as positive and friendly as possible to everybody at a rave. they like to dance! they often carry childrens back packs, are covered in glitter or stickers, wear brgiht makeup, carry toys and wear clothes influenced by cartoons- tshirts with scooby doo, care bears or rainbow brite on for example. they’re friendly and fun, but a lot of people give them hate for no reason.
n00b: hi, this is my first rave.
candy raver: omg yay! have some bracelets! come dance! what music do you like? -bounces up and down-
a person who goes to raves wearing brightly coloured beads up their arms and around their necks. candy ravers make candy, swap candy, give away candy etc. most listen to happy hardcore, hardcore and sometimes hardstyle. these people are the happy children of the raves wearing bright coloured clothes, bright fluffys on their legs, bright leg warmers, ‘phat pants’ (huge pants that flare with reflectors, colours, logos, braces/straps etc.) reflector vests, candy girls often make their own shirts to wear. candy ravers usually stomp or shuffle on the dancefloor.
virgin raver: ohh its my first rave can i have some candy??
candy raver1: argh go away your so annoying!!
virgin raver: sorry..
-walks to next candy raver-
virgin raver: ohh its my first rave can i have some candy??
candy raver2: sure do you wanna trade candy?
virgin raver: okay! -gurns-
a bunch of f-cked up -ssholes that like to dress up like j-panamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud b-ss, and candy necklaces. that’s all they eat so they’re usually really f-cking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these f-ckers hang out at raves or in dark bas-m-nts giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj’s that “spin” techno are the dj’s that weren’t good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting “1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4…” in their head. anyways what was i saying? f-ck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick ’em in the b-lls or vag, because they deserve it.
jim: i met this candy raver last night.
bob: really? what’s a candy raver?
jim: they go to raves and wear construction masks covered in vick’s vapo-rub. they like candy.
bob: like snickers?
jim: no, not the good kind of candy. jewelry candy.
bob: sound like a bunch of queers to me.
jim: yep.
bob: yessir.