candy tax


a parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax” on their trick or treat loot. the tax can be as much as one third of the candy “earned” on halloween. the tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.
let me see your bag so i can collect the candy tax.

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