Candy Van Man


n. a sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. they usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

this activity is all the rage in adelaide. never judge a book by it’s cover!
candy van man (driving by playing lollipop – lil wayne in his van) : hey kid want some candy?

kid : yay! -rushing to the van-

candy van man: gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.

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