candyman candy
when you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. lots of it. from last halloween/christmas. and it’s autumn.
expired. and mushed at the bottom of the pile.
you’ve had candies like that before. in shameeeeee.
#forshameeee #lionking2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesagainnn #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
don’t eat that candyman candy dude. that sh-t nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
i ate a candyman candy yesterday and now i’ve been getting the sh-ts since second period. it’s dinner time fml.
wanna do the candyman down at jj bean? i heard they have large tip jars….. especially the one on the drive…. byoc
*event created*
what’s your favourite candy?
oh man prob reese’s i’m be the candyman of the candy world. 🍭
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