Canfield

( verb ) to needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.
yo, i thought jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up canfielded her.
the most boring city this side of the world. the kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or paint dry. however this rousing amus-m-nt can only go on for so long until the local police decide to break it up because there isn’t one thing bad ever happneing here. fair warning to all: if you would like to drive through going un-noticed by the police then do not dirve a car that costs under 13,000 dollars or has a black person in it.
i was once stopped by the canfield police officer (a.k.a. the blonde b-tch) for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, this would be fair enough however i was running on the sidewalk.
(n) someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) to breakout in a m-ssive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. aww….sh-t i shouldn’t have said that)
(n) one who is extremely h-m-phobic
(n) dude, its just halo you canfield
(v) you talk about graveyards one more time, and i will canfield you
(n) dude don’t be a canfield, let me rub my b-lls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

dialogue example:

(canfield playing halo): aw…f-ck you you f-cking p-ck-rhead mother f-cking son of a b-tch!
person 1: calm down dude, its just halo
cafield: aw f-ck you too mother f-cker! you jack-ss
(3 second pause)…aw sh-t fellers i shouldn’t have said that…ya p-ck-rhead.