Christmas Cut-Off
the appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. the ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: october 25.
any relationship started after october 25 doesn’t necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
if he doesn’t get his act together, he won’t have anyone in place for the christmas cut-off and he’ll be the only single loser of the family.
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