Canfield Fair


ohio’s largest gathering of suburbanites, rural white trash, n-gg-rs, wiggers, italians, and geezers.

runs 6 days, starting on a wednesday running through labor day.

most of the time, it smells like horse sh-t unless you’re right near all the food vendors.
person #1: hey are you going to the canfield fair this year?

person #2: i live in youngstown. what the f-ck do you think?

person #1: touche.

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