cani

some kind of social cl-ss (very common in spain, although in south american countries are known with other names and similar features) which have the reputation of being jerks and they usually go in group to mess with people. they have a particular way to dress (shabby tracksuits, fake gold necklaces…), and they usually have low levels of intelligence since they left high school as soon they could.

some of them pretend to be “canis” as a trend, but to be honest some of them are “canis” since they were born. both types of “canis” cannot write and talk properly since they are pretty affected by a large amount of weed consumption. another important feature of “canis” is their vehicles, they must have a tiny motorcycle that makes a lot of noise. they also think that they are the kings of their neighborhood, and they try to mess with all the people they come across (always in group), though they are not very dangerous they will try that you give them 1 euro.

they usually live in the outskirts neighborhoods of the big cities, and they don’t usually leave its neighborhood boundaries, unless they go to a “cani discotheque” where they all gather (with cani girls that are called “chonis”) and dance in an embarr-ssing way.
me: “i went to visit my girlfriend, and i saw that she lives in a neighborhood which is full of canis.”
friend: “you should break up with her, too much time living with those canis, will make her become one of them.”
me: “yeah, but she’s not like that, i should get her out of there and bring her to my place.”
friend: “hurry up bro!”
the spanish translation of “chav”
its a new race of r-t-rd-teenagers wich wear pink caps,all the ugly and cheap jewelry they can get, and nike or adidas tracksuits,24/7, no matter where or when , and also they are stoned almost all the day. all of them want to be djs when they grow up cuz they love that sh-tty music…they get patheticly mad listening at it…..they hardly know what is the school and lot of them cant read
spanish
cani_1: eh tu pelo burra dame un cigarro
cani_2: una polla que solo me queda uno..(mentira)

english
cani_1: hey u sucker give me a cigarette
cani_2: f-ck u, i ve got just the last one..(lying)
a quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/f-ck
due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.
andy mobile to nadia mobile – “can i? ”

nadia mobile to andy mobile – “no,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?”

andy mobile to nadia mobile – “is that a no?
a canis is the latin word for “dog”
a common derivitave into english is canine
eheu eheu! canis est in via!
a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.
have anyone seen the can i who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
or tripple can i, or deluxe can i!
a canis is an internet forum user who usually comes straight from the star wars universe.

in modern realistic times a canis commonly takes on the role of a sith lord and can be found wearing cloaks and hooded wools in his internet profile avatar or online profile pic.
“canis put on sungl-sses under the hood.”
a handsome individual with a big loving personality and an exceptionally large p-n-s. this individual will love their partner to the very end. they are cool and always in style. if someone named cani likes you that means tht you are smart, pretty, and have an excelent personality. cani would be the perfect man for the women they chose. if cani didn’t chose you you have a rotten personality. also cani is usually tanked with muscle and knows how to talk to girls so you can never go wrong with a wingman like him.
omg cani has the biggest heart and all he wants to do is share it, i also rubbed up against his p-n-s and it was huge