canine crush


the affection you have for a dog that is not your own. it’s no big deal if you don’t have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man’s best friend, cheater, infidelity
i’ve got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. i know i should be thankful for my dalmation, petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

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