Canine Cumshot
right as you’re c-mming, your dog trots over and walks right into your c-mshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.
jim: the weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
john: what happened bro?
jim: i gave him an accidental canine c-mshot.
john: wtf!
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