cannaboner


a state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannab-n-r is never ashamed of it.

for female equivalent, see cannaqueef)
john: …
bill: wow, john sure it f-cked up.
john: …
lynn: yeah, cut him off. wait, what’s that bulge in his pants?
john: …
bill: ha ha, he’s got a cannab-n-r!
lynn: i’m done too; i don’t want to cannaqueef.
(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement
person a- did you see daniels new 18 inch roor??
person b- yeah, it gave me a cannab-n-r bigger than the roor.
a hahaha. nice

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