canned ham
the act of pressing your bare -ss up against a gl-ss window. the view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
i was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
to be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
“dude, i was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous.”
small waist line of a hot chick. resembles a canned ham.
dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.
Read Also:
- CAPS AIDS
the inability to stop typing in caps. dude, why are you yelling at me? i’m not. i have caps aids. the irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it. a: “how was your day?” b: “it was good. i have candy.” a: “oh yay.” b: “why are you typing in caps?” a: […]
- Cat Dogging
the s-xual act of having one man put his flaccid p-n-s into another man’s already erect p-n-s. “boy me and john were cat d-gg-ng so hard last night”
- catfish brewing
when you feel a good dump coming on. after tacos the other night i had a good catfish brewing.
- Catpad
when the skin on a certain persons foot looks rubbery or cushion-like as on a cat’s paw. i heard a funny pitpat sound down the hallway, and when it got closer i realized it was wendy’s bare “catpad.”
- Caverunner
caverunner is the term used to describe one of the pract-tioners of freerunning 2010 and before. the prefix “cave” references cavemen, who existed in the very early onset of human advancement. like a cavemen, caverunners existed in the early onset of the sport of freerunning. the term was created along with “stone tracer” with the […]