cannoli

when you bust a nut in a girl belly b-tton, making it cream filled like a cannoli
last night jake gave me a cannoli
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“cannoli” is the plural of “cannolo,” which is a sicilian pastry consisting of a crisp pastry tube filled with sweetened ricotta. the ricotta filling is sometimes sprinkled with crushed pistachios, chopped candied citron or orange peel, or semi-sweet chocolate chips. it’s a popular item in italian-american bakeries.
i’ll have a dozen cannoli. but please make up some fresh ones. i don’t want any that were already filled an hour ago.
italian pastries that are interchangeable with guns.
in “the g-dfather” movie, after his accomplice shoots a disloyal -ssociate of the corleone family, clemenza says: “leave the gun, take the cannoli.”
1: a delicious italian pastry.

2: an exclamation. (surprise, excitement, shock, horror, etc)
1: that was a tasty cannoli.

2: holy cannolis!!!;

person 1: “i just heard person 3 ate an italian pastry.”
person 2: “cannoli!!!”
an italian pastry filled with cream and chocolate chips.
cannolipants: hey bellaface that was a good-ss cannoli? where’d you get it?
bellaface: take a wild guess, you crazy beast, you. ;–
a s-x act in which a female with a yeast infection would use a spatula to scr-pe the cream off of her v-g-n- and stuff the creamy concoction into a man’s foreskin ( if applicable). once the man’s foreskin is filled to maximum capacity, a used tampon may be added for garnish. the cannoli is then ready to be served.
my girlfriend was very happy to provide the cream for my cannoli last night. i’ve never seen such generous portions. she even topped it off with a lovely edible candied tampon.
a w-nkster or wigger. white on the outside, whiter on the inside.
a good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an uh-oh oreo (white on the outside, black on the inside).

that freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister j-dawg and wishes he could be 50 cent.