Cannon Glue
this is when you have some left over s-m-n residue on the tip of your p-n-s, from s-xual escapades(with someone else or by yourself), that causes you to urinate in other directions than the one you intended.
examples:
woman: why is there is pee on the shower curtain and floor?
man: my bad baby, i had some leftover cannon glue and it sprayed everywhere!
mom: where did all this pee come from? it better not be from cannon glue!?!?!
son: mom!!! please!
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