Cannon Loader


the h-m-s-xual act of taking an apple, or any medium sized fruit, and placing on a man’s -n-s. then taking a pole or stick and cramming it deep into his r-ct-m. then, after build up of intestinal air, the apple is shot from the man’s -n-s and into the air. thus resembling a man loading a cannonball and firing it.
my -ss is so sore after that cannon loader last night.

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