Cannonball dookie
a naked cannonball, where you p–p (dookie) before you hit the water. originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.
camera man: cannonball dookie…. take 1!
while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka…taking a sh-t while doing a cannonball
john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.
when a person attempts to make a “cannon ball” jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
daniel tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on tosh.o last week and it was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
something that can only be accomplished by a man with an incredibly loose -sshole.
me: holy sh-t. that guy’s p–p came out of his -ss faster than a rocket. he must be gay….
friend: nah man, that’s the cannonball dookie.
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