cannonballed


when someone intentionally f-cks up another person’s chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.
the head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn’t trust that i would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.
when you take a dump and the impact between the t-rd and the water splashed you in the b-tt or t-st-cl-s.
“i took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts”
see; angry pirate
when the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team angry pirate. thus, leading to “cannonballed”, which is often exclaimed after the act.
“dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn’t into creampies, so we f-ckin’ cannonballed her!”

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