Canoe Face


the look your clueless significant other gives you when you accidently plow your canoe into the weeds, or a stump, or the nearest bank for the umpteenth time, because he or she has no freaking idea how hard these things are to steer.
“hey! no more canoe face; you think it’s so easy why don’t you sit back here and give it a try?”

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