canoe jousting
the sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.
rules:
1) points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) no deacking the guy as you p-ss
3) no trying to tip the guy who beat you
the canoe jousting compet-tion was a real sucess last year, except for mark… they never found his head…
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