canoed
when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.
dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!
whilst overtaking another vehicle, this is the act of winding down your window, sticking your hands out and simulating canoeing strokes with an imaginary paddle. with the intention of letting them know how slowly they’re going, and that they’ve been overtaken by a canoe.
“ian, you’ve been canoed!”
to fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.
i was so broke that i canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. now i am doing 10 for fraud
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