CanoeShoe


a girl that is very large, or extremely manly. she mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyk-. the girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. therefore turning the girl into a “dykish lesbian” simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. and will only provide “more cushion for tha pushin” for another dykish lesbian. the term origionates from a canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.
use extreme caution when entering a “canoeshoe’s” field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.

2. yea man, i cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that canoeshoe. she had to weigh a sh-t-ton.

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