canonite


a person who takes photographs with a canon camera. these people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. they will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. but they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.
i got this cool tamron lens, it was only $150, and it’s a 2.4/24-80. good thing i shoot canon!

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