canook


a canadian. also known as north american’s less trigger happy half.
one who drinks real beer, rules at hockey, invented both basketball and baseball and insists on wearing a canadian flag while traveling abroad so that someone doesn’t mistake them for an american.
a potent, sticky -ss marijuana bud that originates in canada.
that kid luke got them canooks son. yo lets get high and watch that wargames movie tonight kid.
a canadian and all that it implies. usually a raging liberal and coward. a self-conscious prig that is so lost in liberalism that they are incapable of action. a parasitic leach that enjoys the freedom afforded them by better men (their stronger southern neighbors)than themselves.
d-mn canook, stay outta our country!
slang for canadian… generally derogatory… often deserved… canadians (sigh)… not that we don’t have own fools, but that’s a whole country run by them…
“go back to your own lousy country, you d-mn canook!”
(actually look at the guy who was backing the canadian’s up… he likes h-tler… kooks… give me an aussie (americans have no derogatory term for austrians for a reason) over a canook any day…)

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