Canopy Flashfuck


the s-xual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then f-cks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his p-n-s.
canopy flashf-cking is a weird way of saying “i’m too lazy for s-x”

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