cans
t-ts, b–bs, knockers, etc.
teencans.com makes me want to whack my meat
slang for headphones.
i recently bought a set of koss cans, they are more than adequate.
(1)(n) bathroom
(2)(n) jail, overnight clink or holding cell
(3)(n) b-ttocks
(4)(vb) to stop doing something; to fire or get rid of someone
(1) hold on a minute, i gotta visit the can
(2) they threw the poor homeless guy in the can for p-ssing in the park.
(3) sgt: get off your cans and start policing this area
(4) they won’t can me; i’m the only one who knows what’s going on in this place.
the female -ss; normally referred to in this fashion in terms of ramming a b-tch from behind.
ah yeah, last night i boffed her can all night long.
someone’s -ss.
“she has a big can…sir mix-a-lot would like her…”
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