Good morning beautiful
to gently place your b-lls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. when your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, “good morning beautiful!” traditionally, executed before brunch. for proper execution, place -n-s over forehead and squat down. for heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. not to be confused with the flying squirrel. risks of this maneuver include, but aren’t limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. avoid this maneuver following a night of mexican/indian food.
like a ninja, joe good morning beautifuled kristi and said “honey, we need to get up and go to brunch”.
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