can’t be arsed syndrome
the ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.
i was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can’t be -rs-d syndrome and ended up watching cr-p tv all day.
suffering from can’t be -rs-d syndrome means you can’t be -rs-d to do anything. a general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. taking it easy. avoiding heavy work. finding day to day tasks c-mbersome. used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.
dude 1: i am suffering from can’t be -rs-d syndrome today.
dude 2: why? what’s up?
dude 1: i just have no motivation.
dude 2: are you tired?
dude 1: not really. i just can’t be -rs-d today.
dude 2: i know what you mean.
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