cant even know

the inability to be able to relate to something.

unable to answer a question.
a: do you know when the train comes.
b: man, i can’t even know.
a phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. for best results, combine with the phrase “dont even swell”. feel free to add other words as you see fit.
“i get laid”
“are you sure? i cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you.”

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