Can’t Get Right
adjective describing an individual who is constantly f-cking up, causing f-ck ups, or is always in the middle of a f-cked up situation
noun-person who is constantly looking like helen keller dressed them
man1: dude there goes cory again! look at him.
man2: man, cory is one can’t get right m-th- f-cker.
erectile dysfunction when being with an attractive woman, due to extreme intoxication or being a closet h-m-s-xual
yo son, kevin can’t get right. his d-ck was mad soft with that b-tch. he drank too much, guy. i mean, he could be gay, son.
can not achieve an erection for intercourse
hey, there goes can’tgetright…. we heard about him…
i heard he played all in it and couldn’t get up..
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