can’t win for losing
a phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren’t going so badly.
“well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, i got fired from my job, i went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back i got a flat tire, and when i finally get home i realize they screwed up my order.”
“d-mn, you can’t win for losing.”
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