canteen


a type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.
“the military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. or should i say they used to. now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let’s hope it doesn’t foster laziness.”
-me
the lunch room for the guy at the depot. the canteen is now dum dums (who is from wh-r-leons) turf. if you buy anytings from any other source (glen), dum dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. the main food groups sold at the canteen are chucks, twix saputo products and of course, to-ss. some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.
“guy, we have a viande in the cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the to-ss in the wrong slots!”
(philippine english borrowed from british english)

cafeteria.
the canteen is closed.
a teenager of mexican (‘can) decent.
this g-d d-mned can-teen is tailgating the sh-t out of me with his slammed crx.

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